Over 99740

With Demotivational Poster

D - 6 A HIT! -

TAGS: battleship with sh**s no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!

DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either

TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm
To true! 5L


TAGS: llama with hidden legs
Rating: 3.33/5

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rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:05 pm
5 legle55 llama5

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


TAGS: corona with lime at beach
Rating: 4.89/5

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Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:12 pm
where am I ???
RonE - June 2, 2012, 8:16 am
Me and my wife absolutely loved this philosophy.
spacedog - June 1, 2012, 10:27 pm
Good one Commie. 5L

NEW BEGINNINGS - “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.”

TAGS: journey begins with single step
Rating: 4.46/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 8:49 am
Love it, and the creative angle on the caption. 5L
sickartist - May 31, 2010, 7:59 am
"Excellent" - Ministry of 5L


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.94/5

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spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 hetero***uals and 11 homo***uals? What about bi***uals and a***uals? I'm a***ual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bi***uals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!


TAGS: this would all be solved with a belt
Rating: 4.71/5

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5150monkeylove - July 20, 2013, 6:04 am
same as extra time for bad behavior in prison. I am all for timeout for minor stuff. "Fear of the whuppin" tends to curb stuff. My Dad would have pasted any funny face we made on the wall. Thus, 0 funny faces, and 0 peeps. Homey didnt play that.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:40 pm
Depends on how creative you are in regards to "Time out." Start at an hour. first peep, add five minutes. Second peep, add five minutes. Funny faces, ten minutes. You'll get about six hours of peace and quiet before they catch on.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:50 pm
agreed. Timeout just teaches kids to do the crime, do the time, then go out and play. A major contribution to recidivism .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am
If any of us here pulled half the crap the kids today pull on their parents... need I say what our punishment would be? Back then it was called, "straightening out." Today it's called "child abuse." Rubbish, I say.
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:42 pm
So true! Though I do kinda wish we had "time outs" as a kid, but back then parents knew exactly waht we would be doing as we just sit and think bout what we did...we would plan how not to get caught next time
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 7:57 pm
Wow panic. I hope I don't get to that stage in my relationship for at least a few more years.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:09 am
marry her
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 9:05 am
Now I imagine my gf crapping n**** on the carpet, in the slippers, on grandma's lamp, in the yard and in the tuna casserole...
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:50 am
Children dogs, and wives all need boundries, and +/- reinforcement to those boundries. crap on the carpet "whack!", bring the slippers, "good boy", break the Grandma's lamp."whack", mow the yard, "good boy" Fix Tuna Casserole, n****? that's a dilemma
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:12 am
If it only would be that easy, with real ADDs it's more Adult Care Defiency. Sounds emo, but fastfood & tv are no replacement for love & play. Discipline is another tricky subject.
agdaniele - October 29, 2010, 3:02 am

KILL IT - Sweet mother of god! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

TAGS: kill it with fire
Rating: 2.67/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 11:24 pm
LOL @ Porcelina
Porcelina - September 26, 2008, 11:20 pm
Send her to Chicago with her hands like that. It will get taken care of


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.



TAGS: doing pawn with a queen
Rating: 3.55/5

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ICEMAN - May 8, 2010, 11:23 pm
We used to do the checkers thing at the frat with Jack & Smirnoff. The winner only lasted one or two games.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
With the PBR you'd think they would be playing checkers
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2010, 11:01 pm
I have one of these chess sets...we played with whiskey and Escorial once...I know I won, but only because people told me the next day.


TAGS: days without war
Rating: 4.79/5

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GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:53 pm
Man, I been waitin’ for that answer for darn near three years. Now I can jus settle in an ‘get used to it’…with some pringles….and a gun.
PCV - January 23, 2014, 9:23 pm
And it's not going to change so get used to it.
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:05 pm
Yep, without competition there is no progress, and there is no competition quite like the one between two men shooting rifles at each other. =)
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:11 am
Let us also remember that in ancient times and particularly in northern climates, it was a seasonal endeavor. Men (and women, too) couldn't be fighting when there were crops to be harvested for the long winter months.
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:05 am
I should guess this, too, would be relative. While, say, Blackfeet and Nez Perce may have fought isolated skirmishes, they didn't engage in the widespread coordinated attacks that would characterize modern concepts of "war".
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:52 am
The US Army War college estimates it goes back to 4000 BC. The minute we get Peace in one place, it all goes to hell somewhere else
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:51 am
good, this got a bit of a discussion going. It came from a statement I saw this weekend on tv, that there had only been 129 days without war in the last 4500 years. I went searching on google to see if that was right, and found that others felt it was 0
tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:24 am
And there it is, men, I'm a**uming the commentors are men...are somehow always wrapped up in "war", whatever happened to the saying "peace man"?
forseti - June 28, 2011, 3:31 am
ironically we probably would still live in caves (and wouldn't be able to motifake!) if the human race wouldn't be this aggressive. Most innovations are based directly or at least incidentally on "war technologies"...
house - June 27, 2011, 7:55 pm
yes it did but ther was other wars started just after the end of WWi, then ran into the spanish civil war then ran into WW2....and the rest they say is history
crankyhead - June 27, 2011, 7:52 pm
Didn't the spanish civil war start about 15 years after those other two ended?
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:31 pm

very little if anything has changed about the human species since we climbed out of the trees/God created us/aliens dropped us off on this planet. meh...whatever.
Airman - June 27, 2011, 6:46 pm
ah, but House, you have to count tribal wars in Africa, Indonesia, South America.. so I feel pretty safe with 0. Native American Indians too.
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm
still, i like the concept so 5L
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm
culture there are 4 years where we have not had war. The most recent perid being after WW1, ther was No War for a period of a few weeks before the Spanish civil war, the Greco - Turkish war and the 3rd Afghan war began
house - June 27, 2011, 6:17 pm
Good poster but technically not correct. There have been 4 years with absolutely No war in modern history. Now histories of small countries and african / asian nations may not be as well documented so we cannot say for 100% sure but in 'white' western


TAGS: danger stupid dead never mess with cubbys cubs
Rating: 4.37/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Haar FTW!
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough to know...
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 7:12 pm
Prepare for a lot of stinging. 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:40 pm
5 angry Mama lions.
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice one aggy!

I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...


TAGS: life sucks deal with it
Rating: 4.87/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:03 pm
Amazing... The picture on it's own deserves a 5L let alone the perfect caption...


TAGS: love the one youre with
Rating: 4.82/5

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Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:29 pm
Love the one you're (always) with ... works for lawyers too.
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:08 pm

KITTY - What a nice gun deleted deleted

JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.

TAGS: he built that dungeon without his wife noticing
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:29 am
I loved him in Space Cowboys!!!


MASOCHISM - The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs.

TAGS: the withdrawal sucks
Rating: 4.44/5

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112345 - October 12, 2011, 6:50 pm
can isuck your t***
jameswnash - August 24, 2010, 12:07 am
Maybe its the Irish in me but yes, redheads are addicting!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 7:00 pm
Woof! There is nothing wrong with that woman.
AdmiralAckbar - August 23, 2010, 6:59 pm
give her some time
Kung-Fu Devil - August 23, 2010, 5:38 pm
She needs to eat a few burgers or something!

FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.72/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm
Nerds do think of *** most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are ***ier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is ***


TAGS: shovel with creativity
Rating: 4.69/5

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ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:03 am
LOL - Hell freezes over when the Vikes win the super bowl, right? (Tee-he-he)
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 10:22 pm
Lol... Ya, we can get pretty creative up here in this frozen tundra of Minnesnowta!
GroPlea - July 31, 2012, 7:35 pm
d*** that's great! 5 broken lenses Sir.
GaryO - July 30, 2012, 8:35 am
Saw that, but couldn't get over the artwork....nice find, Mr ug.
ughomer - July 30, 2012, 2:56 am
Geeze Louise! I misspelled Minnie Soda (Minnesota)
SRD - July 29, 2012, 8:41 pm
As someone who wears glasses, I actually fully appreciate this


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.

ROCK BOTTOM - She took it all, that cruel bitch, ALL OF IT! The scratching post, the litter box, even the kittens man. I just don't wanna deal with it anymore..I can haz gun in my mowth?! I need some nip

TAGS: cats deal with **** too
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 10:56 pm
Oldie and a goodie!
Fatt Matt - January 14, 2010, 10:05 am
I like it. I can haz +5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:11 am
Usually I hate these...This one gets my 5. Well played Sir.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
Nice! I love when a fodder picture is made into something good. 5L

FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.

UM YES MS. SNOOKI - Your Ultrasound pictures are back, and we're fairly certain who the father is,

TAGS: only a russkin troll wouldmatewithher
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:16 pm
This isn't what we wished for!


TAGS: homless guy with a dog
Rating: 4.28/5

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GaryO - October 5, 2015, 12:43 pm
Aurielius, doubt COMMI is gonna read this since its been 3 yrs. Here's an idea; make a poster. Show us the way.
Aurielius - October 5, 2015, 10:51 am
You took a picture epitomizing unconditional love and loyalty and then added an a**-hat subtext.
quaywall - September 24, 2012, 1:15 am
A dog found him worthy as a companion. No greater respect can be earned. If there is a heaven, he surely achieved it. No man can hope for a better advocate.

PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.

TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L

PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.

TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.18/5

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jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


TAGS: getting hit in the face with a book facebook
Rating: 4.81/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:22 pm
Doing it wrong or not, she's still h**!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:05 pm
shall we guess what book it is, who threw it at her and why ? I'd guess 'How to pleasure a woman' by David Wood (I kid you not, this is his real name), her fiancee after a 2 year engagement, and the reason... because he thought it was too much work :)

HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!

TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm
Mr. Snuffleupagus?

THE RIGHT TOOL - when you need to have an argument definately settled


TAGS: french fries with gravy and curdled cheese
Rating: 4.56/5

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CANADA - April 16, 2010, 9:01 pm
molson only makes good commercials. leave beer to the real men
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:05 pm
If that's how canada is, I'm not impressed.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:50 pm
Not much better than Molson Dry, was it?
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 7:46 pm
I had a Molson Ice once.
CANADA - April 16, 2010, 1:50 pm
don't bad mouth the poutine, its as addicting as crack.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:17 am
Smoking it more like......My latest poster will make it clear...once it's approved.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 10:14 am
Chewing the wrong cud again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:02 am
Again......I'm Retarded......What is wrong with me today?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:57 am
I'm retarded...... "British culture"....................................BTW, we all have Asian technology.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:52 am
I would have ignored it if it weren't for the "American culture" comment........Some things can't be forgiven...XD
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:48 am
Great people the whole way... except for one guy in Toad River BC
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:47 am
It's a joke guys. I thought Canadians were a happy, friendly kind of people. And yes Mr. Heap, I drove down the Alaska Hwy. in Feb. of '87
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:44 am
Sorry Iceman....1L......even your stereotypes make no sense.
TheTrashHeap - April 16, 2010, 9:36 am
American Culture? Not f***in likely! Have you ever been to Canada Ice?


Punt? -

TAGS: batman without robin
Rating: 4/5

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2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
ughomer - September 25, 2013, 7:32 am
"Pigskin" and "Hang Time" ~ only Pwissy would make such a comment!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:06 am
Wow, that pigskin certainly has some awesome " hang" time.
Sho - September 24, 2013, 10:23 pm
Suggest he looks for a cave cuz it might get to bright for him outside
GaryO - September 24, 2013, 7:53 pm
Man, I don’t know, never seen anyone hung like THAT before.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 1:33 pm

Batter up!!!
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:58 am
Stand underneath, looking up, wearing a clown mask.

MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!

TAGS: monkey with sh**gun
Rating: 3.17/5

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Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am
Monkeys with sh**guns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am
is that the trunk monkey?

AL BUNDY - Can't get more demotivated than him.

TAGS: al bundy al bundy married with children polk high
Rating: 3.47/5

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rudeboy308 - June 1, 2011, 9:17 pm
I watched that show regularly for the first few years. The late, great Sam Kinison and heavy metal titans Anthrax were guest stars on the show. Those were the days.


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm


TAGS: deal with it
Rating: 4.42/5

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Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 6:50 pm
Excellent flaunting choice.
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 12:09 am
5 harsh and unblinking lions. Excellent demotivator for reality day, Haarakkon.
ronsart - November 30, 2009, 7:04 pm
instant CLASSIC Mr. Haarakkon...5+!
Airman - November 30, 2009, 6:52 pm
Really well done H
Derek - November 30, 2009, 5:50 pm
The World or the Government, Xopster?
Xopster - November 30, 2009, 5:28 pm
Can we bundle this one up and send it off to all the Socialists out there?


TAGS: cooking with snoop
Rating: 4.64/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:37 pm
Had to be chocolate, but MS got a deal on the ingredients.
Airman - June 22, 2011, 11:39 am
i figured you'd like this one Cap'n
CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 4:39 am

PEER PRESSURE - If these are your friends, and all your friends jump off a bridge... FOLLOW THEM

TAGS: peer pressure jump with them
Rating: 4.68/5

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boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:43 pm
look at the guy with the receeding hairline! I think he freaked-out his hair
Wolfe - April 10, 2011, 2:19 am
Elvis has DEFINATELY left the building!
motinet - April 9, 2011, 7:58 am

Those guys are totally not conformist

JAPAN 11-03-2011 -

TAGS: earhquake tsunami good luck our thoughts with you
Rating: 4.6/5

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rerun - March 18, 2011, 7:36 am

STOP. NOW. END OF DISCUSSION. One more word from RRH on this and see the hand
RedRightHand - March 18, 2011, 6:00 am
I'll talk about anything you want. Yes, the comment was in poor taste. It happens - I've read the side. But you might want to re=-read your history on Japanese agression in the 20th century - check out ra** of Nanking, for example, then talk to me
GySgt1811 - March 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
I remembered, and also remembered it was irrelevant. All prayers and material help to our friends, the Sons of Nippon.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:12 pm
Wow, a geriatric troll... now i've seen everything.
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 10:28 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 13, 2011, 10:31 pm
Don't bring up **** from 60 years ago. We don't strive for drama here. and believe it or not we have members that weren't on the allied side. (and some that joined in a little late...you wanna talk about that?...I didn't think so)
RedRightHand - March 13, 2011, 10:26 pm
Remember Pearl Harbor now?
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 11, 2011, 11:35 pm
Prayers to the land of the rising sun and the islands of paradise
culos - March 11, 2011, 3:21 pm



TAGS: red head with slingsh**
Rating: 4.54/5

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rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:28 pm

This made me laugh, cannot recall seeing it

OBI-WAN KENOBI - May the fourth be with you ...


TAGS: she asked to go deer hunting with me
Rating: 4.05/5

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Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 9:58 pm
im gonna try that with my lil brother
CANADA - November 16, 2009, 2:30 pm
5X5 lions!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 16, 2009, 1:42 pm
5. excellent!

WAFFLE HOUSE - With bacon and sausage. Pass the syrup please.

TAGS: waffle house with bacon
Rating: 3.88/5

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champ99 - March 14, 2011, 2:05 pm
(facepalm) D'oH!
boinger - March 14, 2011, 1:05 pm
You use bacon as the logs, sausage as support beams, waffle as curtains, and the syrup as a tsunami. Duh!
champ99 - March 11, 2011, 3:54 pm
You know, that is exactly what the sausage told me also. I apologize.
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 3:43 pm
This is an insult to bacon everywhere and you should be ashamed of yourself.

. -

TAGS: reese witherspoon
Rating: 3.82/5

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Mr. Shiny - February 21, 2010, 6:44 am
Oh man, too good.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:50 am
Very funny pic.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:49 am
Brisco County Jr FTW!
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:24 pm
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:24 pm
Waaaaiiiiit fooooooor iiiiiit....
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 11:24 pm
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 11:23 pm
Wait for it...
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:22 pm
The baddest mo fo low down?
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 11:22 pm
Wait... Sho'nuff? 5Ls for Sho'nuff. R.I.P.

WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT GREY - loves him some BBQ they mean it

TAGS: takes it with him
Rating: 4.42/5

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GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 8:47 pm
SaWeeet!!! 5L

IN THE BEGINNING... - ... There Was Michael Bay.

TAGS: exploding explosions with explosives
Rating: 2.24/5

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Paranoia - October 10, 2009, 4:45 am
I like this more than that agdaniele, probably because i think michael bay does overuse explosions in his movies. So I appreciate his pun. coulda had a better pic to make the joke more coherent though.
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 2:12 am
Pearl Harbor sucked.... just a little bit more than this motifake.

20 BANDS -

TAGS: starts with beatles
Rating: 4.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 4, 2013, 10:26 pm
Number fourteen is the best band ever, Smashing Pumpkins.
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:47 am
I'm going to make a special one for our Fanilow
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:46 am
works for me
forseti - November 4, 2010, 11:36 am
Pearl Jam? PEARL JAM? That's obviously a ball of vanilla ice-cream!!
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:33 am
but for cubby, it is now The Cars
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:32 am
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:31 am
left to right, top to bottom Beatles,radiohead,doors,queen,velvetunderground kiss,who,muse,chemicalbrothers,ironmaiden gorillaz,***pistols,stones,smashingpumpkins,stooges
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:54 pm
I thought it was Barry Manilow... I was waaaay off.
Cubbybear - November 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Why can't the 1st one be the Cars?That's my guess
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
holmestown05 - November 3, 2010, 9:55 pm
1=Beatles, 2=radio head, 3=doors, 4=queen 5=? 6=kiss,7=who 8=? 9=? 10=iron maiden 11=gorillaz 12=? 13=rolling stones 14=smashing pumpkins 15=stooges 16=white stripes 17=flaming lips
Zook - November 3, 2010, 9:53 pm
NO could be airsupply i guess
Zook - November 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
blood red fog?
Derek - November 3, 2010, 7:47 pm
NO=Chemical Brothers. Last one appears to be days of the week in French... Ah! Black Sabbath.
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:24 pm
Muse (Lady with harp) next to The Who.
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:21 pm
No. 4 last row could be Vanilla Ice?!?
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 7:18 pm
i think the flaming lips is next to the white stripes
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:14 pm
the Who (below Radiohead)
HungryHungarian - November 3, 2010, 7:02 pm
the beatles, radiohead, doors, queen, pink floyd kiss, iron maiden, gorillaz, *** pistols, rollings stones, smashing pumpkins, stooges, white stripes, little richard... few don't know
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 6:30 pm
i think i got about 12


TAGS: time to hang out with the nerd i guess
Rating: 4.33/5

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Treehodger - December 28, 2009, 2:45 pm
Give me a few minutes, a calculator, and a Jew and I will let you know what those numbers mean. But I am pretty sure, although I could be wrong, that they are 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 in that order from top, rotating to the right. I are smart
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 8:07 pm
Some of them I can figure out...
Roadki11 - December 27, 2009, 3:18 pm
Definite (1/5)^-1
Sean - December 25, 2009, 7:12 pm
d*** metric system ... I also have no idea what temperature it is ... or whether or not my wife is fakin' "it/them" again. Ok that last one probably has little to do with the metric system, but I wouldn't be surprised ....
Haarakkon - December 25, 2009, 2:17 pm
Could be 2210 hrs, though.
Murer - December 25, 2009, 2:03 pm
10:10, sir

YOU ARE IN IRANIAN AIRSPACE - Identify yourself / This is a US Marine F18 I am in Iraqi airspace / Depart now or we launch aircraft / Send em up, I'll wait


TAGS: sleeping with the fishes is k****
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm
Thank you. That ra** means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed ra** (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm
Test: ***e
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed ***e I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm
5L. Nice one sean

THAT'S WHY - You can not give money to a woman.

UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.

TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(


TAGS: socks and redman now swim with the orcas
Rating: 3.3/5

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Sean - May 27, 2009, 11:38 am
Clearly shopped, but not by me. Thanks.
Moooooooooooooo - May 27, 2009, 1:06 am
Sean did you shop your own cats into this pic? 5 Lions.

THAT BULLY - should never have taken little Billy's lunch money He's now known as "Stumpy".


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am

all 5tyle dude.


TAGS: anger without enthusiasm
Rating: 4.55/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 12:05 am

now this....is great.

A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER - Life is far to short to carry grudges around with you... Address the issues.., move on, and lose the Chip's... Unless they're covered in Ketchup..!!



TAGS: inception movie within a movie
Rating: 4.68/5

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440wakeup - June 28, 2011, 12:00 am
THE BEACH...I bought tickets to it, as I entered the theater all I saw were 13yo girls and middle eastern men entering it.....I ran out covering my face knowing I was now on some FBI watch list. No look g-men i'm just a big robert carlyle fan.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2011, 8:05 am

i saw inception and shutter island about a week apart. yes....i kept crossing the story lines. i still think inception is shutter island part two.
Verdeckt - June 26, 2011, 7:52 am
yo dawg, I heard you like movies....

DEMON HORSE OF DENVER - This is what you first see landing in Denver International Airport. I mean we know the Broncos suck and all but really?

TAGS: i mean whats up with that whats up with that whats up whats up whats up with that
Rating: 3.67/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:37 pm
This is what happens when people can not tell the difference between shocking and profound.
rob112278 - May 18, 2010, 10:05 pm
Sucks??!! When did Raider fans start making these things.
Airman - May 18, 2010, 2:43 pm
it gets your attention coming to the terminal. The eyes glow red at night. The artist who created it was killed when part of it fell on him during it's creation. it's horrible


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

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BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the a**umption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every d*** poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a ***k, I'll call you a ***k. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it d*** 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L


TAGS: von clausewitz notwithstanding
Rating: 3.04/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:50 am
(2/5) - 4 votes. Yet another gem!


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.

HARD WORK - They say it never hurt anybody, but I say, why take the chance?

TAGS: man with remote humor
Rating: 5/5

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spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:24 pm


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!

TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


TAGS: sociology joke always with the no
Rating: 3.93/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 1:57 pm
That'll do scorpion, That'll do.

UH OH... - Bunny's back, and she's ready to play...


TAGS: be careful with strangers drink
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
For a long time.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
Actually it's the first you'll remember.


HELPING HAND - Help others achieve their dreams, and you - will achieve yours.


TAGS: samuel clemens not to impressed with the future star trek
Rating: 3/5

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JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 7:49 am
Hey PreacherMan, I agree. But, I made this for a Physics class I teach. We watch Star Trek episodes, and this is always one of the students' favorite episodes because of how annoying Mark Twain is.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am
This ain't the beer guy?
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:18 am
Not to be a total f'ing geek here, but by the end of that episode, he was impressed with the future. Said it was worth giving up cigars for. Great performance by Jerry Hardin as Twain in a sillier than usual time travel episode.


TAGS: nagging dumb husband domestic violence wife with an axe
Rating: 4.94/5

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TheOmegaMan - January 12, 2011, 12:44 pm
...or you could have taken the non-psycho route and simply been strong enough to get a divorce...'nuff said. LOL
crankyhead - January 9, 2011, 11:38 am
this is delicious.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:48 am
Freeking fantastic! Adding to faves... nuff said. 5L's
valkor - January 9, 2011, 9:05 am
Fantastic. Love it.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

jaw dropingly solid 5. awesome. totally loved it!



TAGS: old people get away with it
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - January 25, 2013, 10:58 pm
Hey, the pigeons started it (5L)
MissPriss - January 25, 2013, 10:32 pm
Some can pull it off by 35...5L.
PapaFox - January 25, 2013, 7:45 pm


TAGS: arguing with wife
Rating: 4.76/5

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TheSanityInspector - January 6, 2012, 3:51 pm
You marry Miss Right, and then discover her first name is Always.
abraaz - January 6, 2012, 8:28 am
You can never be right.
mariand - January 6, 2012, 3:57 am
yeah... even if you're right


TAGS: mom always smothered us with her love
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - May 9, 2010, 4:13 pm
Nice! Love the tags GS, 5Ls.


BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!"

TAGS: we get by with a little help from our friends
Rating: 4.11/5

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Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:24 am
awww, this is too cute was this shopped?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:47 pm
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:44 pm
R.I.P. Mercutio, a true wingman.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 9:33 pm
This is all kinds of great!!!
Produceman117 - November 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
Magnificent. 5 Mufasas.



TAGS: chaplin the clown within
Rating: 4.55/5

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Greeny - July 31, 2011, 9:52 am
5 empty moments!



TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L


FLUORESCENT BULBS - An integral part of any good hardcore wrestling match.

TAGS: hardcore wrestling that is with clothing
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Enjoy the mercury poisoning the morons!


TAGS: road to success is fraught with distractions
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - August 15, 2010, 5:50 pm

well, after a week of vacation I have to do something to get back into the workplace mind set.
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 4:43 pm
Did you take a 'motivation' pill today, rerun?
spacedog - August 15, 2010, 2:29 pm
Very nice Rerun. I wondered why my GPS navigator kept telling me to make a u-turn. 5L



TAGS: running with wild kids humor
Rating: 4.73/5

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lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 7:46 pm

pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:38 pm
"Mom? Dad? Can Ricky Raccoon come home for tea?"
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 3:56 pm

We had a pet coon when I was a kid. Greatest pet ever~
spacedog - May 27, 2012, 1:58 pm
Nice one.
maoworks2 - May 27, 2012, 8:00 am
Great Picture.

VUVUZELA WITHDRAWAL - this isn't going to be pretty


TAGS: don t be messin with jake
Rating: 4.63/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2010, 1:15 pm
My bad, I must have hallucinated it.......Spiders....SPIDERS.!!!!!!!!
Airman - April 15, 2010, 12:24 pm
Nope Moooooo. this joke came to me in an email this am.. and I had never seen it before. There was another similar one, but not with fish. Who knows, maybe someone else did it. It has happened
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2010, 12:03 pm
No offense Airman...But wasn't this just done?.....I thought by you?????
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 12:00 pm
Ha ha! Love it! 5 Pet fishes!
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 11:28 am
Jake is a wise and sneaky bastard. Must be his mustache that gives him all his powers. 5 airman

OUR PATIENCE - has worn thin

TAGS: get this over with
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:01 pm
Figures. I'd hope they've only been trained to eat bikinis, but I know better.
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 9:59 pm
Lake Mead.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:13 pm
Please please please tell me they're dropping this off the Atlantic City shore!


TAGS: there are more important problems with society
Rating: 4.41/5

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Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:17 pm
Aren't all those things drugs too?


TAGS: appearances live with wolf act like nikita khrushchev quote silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:33 pm
5 wolfs in sheep's clothing...;)