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With Demotivational Poster


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with sh**s no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am, #224810
that's a must-have!


DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm, #227848
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm, #227555
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm, #225640
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm, #225638
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm, #225361
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm, #225347
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm, #225343
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm, #225340
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm, #225339
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm, #225337
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm, #225336
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm, #225335
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm, #225334
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm, #225333
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am, #225330
LOL... cool


FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm, #253364
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm, #243374
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am, #239725
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am, #239205
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am, #214930
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm, #208528
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm, #208511

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am, #198405
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm, #185764
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm, #185759
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm, #185750
To true! 5L


BEHOLD, - The LLAMAPILLAR!!


TAGS: llama with hidden legs
Rating: 3.33/5

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rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:05 pm, #227860
5 legle55 llama5


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


ALTERNATIVES -


TAGS: corona with lime at beach
Rating: 4.89/5

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Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:12 pm, #235650
where am I ???
RonE - June 2, 2012, 8:16 am, #235608
Me and my wife absolutely loved this philosophy.
spacedog - June 1, 2012, 10:27 pm, #235599
Good one Commie. 5L


NEW BEGINNINGS - “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.”


TAGS: journey begins with single step
Rating: 4.46/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 8:49 am, #178542
Love it, and the creative angle on the caption. 5L
sickartist - May 31, 2010, 7:59 am, #178540
"Excellent" - Ministry of 5L


100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.94/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm, #235023
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am, #224620
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm, #166978
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm, #166961
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm, #166412
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm, #166409
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm, #166408
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am, #162324
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am, #162294
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am, #162275
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm, #162021
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm, #161984
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!


NEW GENERATIONS -


TAGS: this would all be solved with a belt
Rating: 4.71/5

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5150monkeylove - July 20, 2013, 6:04 am, #247939
same as extra time for bad behavior in prison. I am all for timeout for minor stuff. "Fear of the whuppin" tends to curb stuff. My Dad would have pasted any funny face we made on the wall. Thus, 0 funny faces, and 0 peeps. Homey didnt play that.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:40 pm, #247919
Depends on how creative you are in regards to "Time out." Start at an hour. first peep, add five minutes. Second peep, add five minutes. Funny faces, ten minutes. You'll get about six hours of peace and quiet before they catch on.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:50 pm, #245815
agreed. Timeout just teaches kids to do the crime, do the time, then go out and play. A major contribution to recidivism .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am, #245028
If any of us here pulled half the crap the kids today pull on their parents... need I say what our punishment would be? Back then it was called, "straightening out." Today it's called "child abuse." Rubbish, I say.
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:42 pm, #200199
So true! Though I do kinda wish we had "time outs" as a kid, but back then parents knew exactly waht we would be doing as we just sit and think bout what we did...we would plan how not to get caught next time
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 7:57 pm, #200188
Wow panic. I hope I don't get to that stage in my relationship for at least a few more years.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:09 am, #200146
marry her
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 9:05 am, #200145
Now I imagine my gf crapping n**** on the carpet, in the slippers, on grandma's lamp, in the yard and in the tuna casserole...
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:50 am, #200142
Children dogs, and wives all need boundries, and +/- reinforcement to those boundries. crap on the carpet "whack!", bring the slippers, "good boy", break the Grandma's lamp."whack", mow the yard, "good boy" Fix Tuna Casserole, n****? that's a dilemma
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:12 am, #200133
If it only would be that easy, with real ADDs it's more Adult Care Defiency. Sounds emo, but fastfood & tv are no replacement for love & play. Discipline is another tricky subject.
agdaniele - October 29, 2010, 3:02 am, #200118
Excellent!


KILL IT - Sweet mother of god! KILL IT WITH FIRE!


TAGS: kill it with fire
Rating: 2.67/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 11:24 pm, #23630
LOL @ Porcelina
Porcelina - September 26, 2008, 11:20 pm, #23625
Send her to Chicago with her hands like that. It will get taken care of


INSTEAD -


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am, #234952
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm, #227586
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.


STEELERS -




ZERO DAYS -


TAGS: days without war
Rating: 4.79/5

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GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:53 pm, #252378
Man, I been waitin’ for that answer for darn near three years. Now I can jus settle in an ‘get used to it’…with some pringles….and a gun.
PCV - January 23, 2014, 9:23 pm, #252377
And it's not going to change so get used to it.
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:05 pm, #220746
Yep, without competition there is no progress, and there is no competition quite like the one between two men shooting rifles at each other. =)
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:11 am, #220726
Let us also remember that in ancient times and particularly in northern climates, it was a seasonal endeavor. Men (and women, too) couldn't be fighting when there were crops to be harvested for the long winter months.
Haarakkon - June 29, 2011, 8:05 am, #220725
I should guess this, too, would be relative. While, say, Blackfeet and Nez Perce may have fought isolated skirmishes, they didn't engage in the widespread coordinated attacks that would characterize modern concepts of "war".
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:52 am, #220698
The US Army War college estimates it goes back to 4000 BC. The minute we get Peace in one place, it all goes to hell somewhere else
Airman - June 28, 2011, 10:51 am, #220697
good, this got a bit of a discussion going. It came from a statement I saw this weekend on tv, that there had only been 129 days without war in the last 4500 years. I went searching on google to see if that was right, and found that others felt it was 0
tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:24 am, #220686
And there it is, men, I'm a**uming the commentors are men...are somehow always wrapped up in "war", whatever happened to the saying "peace man"?
forseti - June 28, 2011, 3:31 am, #220681
ironically we probably would still live in caves (and wouldn't be able to motifake!) if the human race wouldn't be this aggressive. Most innovations are based directly or at least incidentally on "war technologies"...
house - June 27, 2011, 7:55 pm, #220667
yes it did but ther was other wars started just after the end of WWi, then ran into the spanish civil war then ran into WW2....and the rest they say is history
crankyhead - June 27, 2011, 7:52 pm, #220666
Didn't the spanish civil war start about 15 years after those other two ended?
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:31 pm, #220664

very little if anything has changed about the human species since we climbed out of the trees/God created us/aliens dropped us off on this planet. meh...whatever.
Airman - June 27, 2011, 6:46 pm, #220662
ah, but House, you have to count tribal wars in Africa, Indonesia, South America.. so I feel pretty safe with 0. Native American Indians too.
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm, #220661
still, i like the concept so 5L
house - June 27, 2011, 6:19 pm, #220660
culture there are 4 years where we have not had war. The most recent perid being after WW1, ther was No War for a period of a few weeks before the Spanish civil war, the Greco - Turkish war and the 3rd Afghan war began
house - June 27, 2011, 6:17 pm, #220659
Good poster but technically not correct. There have been 4 years with absolutely No war in modern history. Now histories of small countries and african / asian nations may not be as well documented so we cannot say for 100% sure but in 'white' western


NATURE VS NURTURE -


TAGS: danger stupid dead never mess with cubbys cubs
Rating: 4.37/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm, #178577
Haar FTW!
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am, #178576
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough to know...
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 7:12 pm, #178026
Prepare for a lot of stinging. 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:40 pm, #178000
5 angry Mama lions.
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:34 am, #177982
Nice one aggy!


I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...




PILOTS -


TAGS: love the one youre with
Rating: 4.88/5

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Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:29 pm, #188085
Love the one you're (always) with ... works for lawyers too.
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:08 pm, #188055
5L


ADVERSITY -


TAGS: life sucks deal with it
Rating: 4.87/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:03 pm, #227968
Amazing... The picture on it's own deserves a 5L let alone the perfect caption...


KITTY - What a nice gun deleted deleted




CHESS -


TAGS: doing pawn with a queen
Rating: 3.55/5

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ICEMAN - May 8, 2010, 11:23 pm, #175210
We used to do the checkers thing at the frat with Jack & Smirnoff. The winner only lasted one or two games.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 11:11 pm, #175206
With the PBR you'd think they would be playing checkers
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2010, 11:01 pm, #175203
I have one of these chess sets...we played with whiskey and Escorial once...I know I won, but only because people told me the next day.


JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.


TAGS: he built that dungeon without his wife noticing
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:29 am, #172957
I loved him in Space Cowboys!!!


POWER -




FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.




NERDS -


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.72/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm, #246625
Nerds do think of *** most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am, #241532
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am, #228995
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are ***ier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is ***


* SNOW STORM ART * - IN DULUTH, MINESOTTA


TAGS: shovel with creativity
Rating: 4.69/5

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ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:03 am, #241123
LOL - Hell freezes over when the Vikes win the super bowl, right? (Tee-he-he)
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 10:22 pm, #241118
Lol... Ya, we can get pretty creative up here in this frozen tundra of Minnesnowta!
GroPlea - July 31, 2012, 7:35 pm, #237926
d*** that's great! 5 broken lenses Sir.
GaryO - July 30, 2012, 8:35 am, #237883
Saw that, but couldn't get over the artwork....nice find, Mr ug.
ughomer - July 30, 2012, 2:56 am, #237880
Geeze Louise! I misspelled Minnie Soda (Minnesota)
SRD - July 29, 2012, 8:41 pm, #237874
As someone who wears glasses, I actually fully appreciate this


SAFETY FIRST! -


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm, #175504
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm, #175503
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm, #175500
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm, #175499
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm, #175498
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm, #175496
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm, #175492
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




MASOCHISM - The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs.


TAGS: the withdrawal sucks
Rating: 4.43/5

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112345 - October 12, 2011, 6:50 pm, #225007
can isuck your t***
jameswnash - August 24, 2010, 12:07 am, #190590
Maybe its the Irish in me but yes, redheads are addicting!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 7:00 pm, #190551
Woof! There is nothing wrong with that woman.
AdmiralAckbar - August 23, 2010, 6:59 pm, #190550
give her some time
Kung-Fu Devil - August 23, 2010, 5:38 pm, #190526
She needs to eat a few burgers or something!


UM YES MS. SNOOKI - Your Ultrasound pictures are back, and we're fairly certain who the father is,


TAGS: only a russkin troll wouldmatewithher
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:16 pm, #230932
This isn't what we wished for!


I SAW -


TAGS: homless guy with a dog
Rating: 4.28/5

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quaywall - September 24, 2012, 1:15 am, #239353
A dog found him worthy as a companion. No greater respect can be earned. If there is a heaven, he surely achieved it. No man can hope for a better advocate.


PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.


TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am, #174713
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am, #174698
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am, #174694
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am, #174693
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm, #174007
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm, #172567
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


STICKS & STONES -


TAGS: getting hit in the face with a book facebook
Rating: 4.81/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:22 pm, #253366
Doing it wrong or not, she's still h**!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:05 pm, #228972
shall we guess what book it is, who threw it at her and why ? I'd guess 'How to pleasure a woman' by David Wood (I kid you not, this is his real name), her fiancee after a 2 year engagement, and the reason... because he thought it was too much work :)


HOLD IT! - This is a stickup!! Hand over the Milk Bones and no one gets hurt!!


TAGS: dog with a stocking on its head
Rating: 3.85/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 3:38 pm, #216882
Mr. Snuffleupagus?


THE RIGHT TOOL - when you need to have an argument definately settled




CANADA'S TRAGEDY -


TAGS: french fries with gravy and curdled cheese
Rating: 4.56/5

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CANADA - April 16, 2010, 9:01 pm, #171725
molson only makes good commercials. leave beer to the real men
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:05 pm, #171719
If that's how canada is, I'm not impressed.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:50 pm, #171714
Not much better than Molson Dry, was it?
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 7:46 pm, #171710
I had a Molson Ice once.
CANADA - April 16, 2010, 1:50 pm, #171668
don't bad mouth the poutine, its as addicting as crack.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:17 am, #171651
Smoking it more like......My latest poster will make it clear...once it's approved.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 10:14 am, #171650
Chewing the wrong cud again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:02 am, #171648
Again......I'm Retarded......What is wrong with me today?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:57 am, #171647
I'm retarded...... "British culture"....................................BTW, we all have Asian technology.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:52 am, #171646
I would have ignored it if it weren't for the "American culture" comment........Some things can't be forgiven...XD
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:48 am, #171645
Great people the whole way... except for one guy in Toad River BC
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:47 am, #171644
It's a joke guys. I thought Canadians were a happy, friendly kind of people. And yes Mr. Heap, I drove down the Alaska Hwy. in Feb. of '87
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:44 am, #171643
Sorry Iceman....1L......even your stereotypes make no sense.
TheTrashHeap - April 16, 2010, 9:36 am, #171642
American Culture? Not f***in likely! Have you ever been to Canada Ice?


LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU -




PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.


TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.18/5

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jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am, #187060
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am, #141652
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am, #141651
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am, #141646
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm, #141443
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225934
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225904
Nice!


NOTHING -


TAGS: deal with it
Rating: 4.42/5

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Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 6:50 pm, #201768
Excellent flaunting choice.
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 12:09 am, #141336
5 harsh and unblinking lions. Excellent demotivator for reality day, Haarakkon.
ronsart - November 30, 2009, 7:04 pm, #141227
instant CLASSIC Mr. Haarakkon...5+!
Airman - November 30, 2009, 6:52 pm, #141225
Really well done H
Derek - November 30, 2009, 5:50 pm, #141210
The World or the Government, Xopster?
Xopster - November 30, 2009, 5:28 pm, #141206
Can we bundle this one up and send it off to all the Socialists out there?


MARTHA STEWART SHOW -


TAGS: cooking with snoop
Rating: 4.64/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:37 pm, #220553
Had to be chocolate, but MS got a deal on the ingredients.
Airman - June 22, 2011, 11:39 am, #220397
i figured you'd like this one Cap'n
CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 4:39 am, #220393
Buhahaha!


Punt? -


TAGS: batman without robin
Rating: 4/5

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2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm, #251861
Piñata !!!!
2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm, #251860
Piñata !!!!
ughomer - September 25, 2013, 7:32 am, #250003
"Pigskin" and "Hang Time" ~ only Pwissy would make such a comment!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:06 am, #249999
Wow, that pigskin certainly has some awesome " hang" time.
Sho - September 24, 2013, 10:23 pm, #249984
Suggest he looks for a cave cuz it might get to bright for him outside
GaryO - September 24, 2013, 7:53 pm, #249981
Man, I don’t know, never seen anyone hung like THAT before.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 1:33 pm, #249971

Batter up!!!
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:58 am, #249968
Stand underneath, looking up, wearing a clown mask.


PEER PRESSURE - If these are your friends, and all your friends jump off a bridge... FOLLOW THEM


TAGS: peer pressure jump with them
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:43 pm, #216333
look at the guy with the receeding hairline! I think he freaked-out his hair
Wolfe - April 10, 2011, 2:19 am, #216074
Elvis has DEFINATELY left the building!
motinet - April 9, 2011, 7:58 am, #216044

Those guys are totally not conformist


JAPAN 11-03-2011 -


TAGS: earhquake tsunami good luck our thoughts with you
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by steph1

rerun - March 18, 2011, 7:36 am, #214576

STOP. NOW. END OF DISCUSSION. One more word from RRH on this and see the hand
RedRightHand - March 18, 2011, 6:00 am, #214572
I'll talk about anything you want. Yes, the comment was in poor taste. It happens - I've read the side. But you might want to re=-read your history on Japanese agression in the 20th century - check out ra** of Nanking, for example, then talk to me
GySgt1811 - March 14, 2011, 4:41 pm, #214228
I remembered, and also remembered it was irrelevant. All prayers and material help to our friends, the Sons of Nippon.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:12 pm, #214214
Wow, a geriatric troll... now i've seen everything.
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 10:28 am, #214193
Douche.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 13, 2011, 10:31 pm, #214179
Don't bring up **** from 60 years ago. We don't strive for drama here. and believe it or not we have members that weren't on the allied side. (and some that joined in a little late...you wanna talk about that?...I didn't think so)
RedRightHand - March 13, 2011, 10:26 pm, #214178
Remember Pearl Harbor now?
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 11, 2011, 11:35 pm, #214063
Prayers to the land of the rising sun and the islands of paradise
culos - March 11, 2011, 3:21 pm, #214046
Amen


WHAT? -




ANGER -


TAGS: red head with slingsh**
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:28 pm, #248022

This made me laugh, cannot recall seeing it


OBI-WAN KENOBI - May the fourth be with you ...




WIFE'S FIRST HUNT -


TAGS: she asked to go deer hunting with me
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 9:58 pm, #183667
im gonna try that with my lil brother
CANADA - November 16, 2009, 2:30 pm, #136995
5X5 lions!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 16, 2009, 1:42 pm, #136987
5. excellent!


WAFFLE HOUSE - With bacon and sausage. Pass the syrup please.


TAGS: waffle house with bacon
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - March 14, 2011, 2:05 pm, #214209
(facepalm) D'oH!
boinger - March 14, 2011, 1:05 pm, #214204
You use bacon as the logs, sausage as support beams, waffle as curtains, and the syrup as a tsunami. Duh!
champ99 - March 11, 2011, 3:54 pm, #214048
You know, that is exactly what the sausage told me also. I apologize.
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 3:43 pm, #214047
This is an insult to bacon everywhere and you should be ashamed of yourself.


. -


TAGS: reese witherspoon
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Mr. Shiny - February 21, 2010, 6:44 am, #159725
Oh man, too good.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:50 am, #159717
Very funny pic.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:49 am, #159716
Brisco County Jr FTW!
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:24 pm, #159687
LOL
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:24 pm, #159686
Waaaaiiiiit fooooooor iiiiiit....
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 11:24 pm, #159685
Yeeeeeeah.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 11:23 pm, #159684
Wait for it...
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:22 pm, #159683
The baddest mo fo low down?
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 11:22 pm, #159682
Wait... Sho'nuff? 5Ls for Sho'nuff. R.I.P.


WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT GREY - loves him some BBQ they mean it


TAGS: takes it with him
Rating: 4.42/5

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GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 8:47 pm, #176571
SaWeeet!!! 5L


IN THE BEGINNING... - ... There Was Michael Bay.


TAGS: exploding explosions with explosives
Rating: 2.24/5

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Paranoia - October 10, 2009, 4:45 am, #125514
I like this more than that agdaniele, probably because i think michael bay does overuse explosions in his movies. So I appreciate his pun. coulda had a better pic to make the joke more coherent though.
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 2:12 am, #125450
Pearl Harbor sucked.... just a little bit more than this motifake.


ROCK BOTTOM - She took it all, that cruel bitch, ALL OF IT! The scratching post, the litter box, even the kittens man. I just don't wanna deal with it anymore..I can haz gun in my mowth?! I need some nip


TAGS: cats deal with **** too
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 10:56 pm, #179325
Oldie and a goodie!
Fatt Matt - January 14, 2010, 10:05 am, #152780
I like it. I can haz +5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:11 am, #152767
Usually I hate these...This one gets my 5. Well played Sir.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 11:10 pm, #152735
Nice! I love when a fodder picture is made into something good. 5L


AL BUNDY - Can't get more demotivated than him.


TAGS: al bundy al bundy married with children polk high
Rating: 3.47/5

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rudeboy308 - June 1, 2011, 9:17 pm, #219466
I watched that show regularly for the first few years. The late, great Sam Kinison and heavy metal titans Anthrax were guest stars on the show. Those were the days.


20 BANDS -


TAGS: starts with beatles
Rating: 4.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 4, 2013, 10:26 pm, #244877
Number fourteen is the best band ever, Smashing Pumpkins.
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:47 am, #201061
I'm going to make a special one for our Fanilow
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:46 am, #201060
works for me
forseti - November 4, 2010, 11:36 am, #201059
Pearl Jam? PEARL JAM? That's obviously a ball of vanilla ice-cream!!
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:33 am, #201058
but for cubby, it is now The Cars
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:32 am, #201057
whitestripes,flaminglips,pinkfloyd,pearljam,blacksabbath
Airman - November 4, 2010, 11:31 am, #201056
left to right, top to bottom Beatles,radiohead,doors,queen,velvetunderground kiss,who,muse,chemicalbrothers,ironmaiden gorillaz,***pistols,stones,smashingpumpkins,stooges
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:54 pm, #201007
I thought it was Barry Manilow... I was waaaay off.
Cubbybear - November 3, 2010, 10:39 pm, #201004
Why can't the 1st one be the Cars?That's my guess
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 9:59 pm, #200981
blueberry.
holmestown05 - November 3, 2010, 9:55 pm, #200980
1=Beatles, 2=radio head, 3=doors, 4=queen 5=? 6=kiss,7=who 8=? 9=? 10=iron maiden 11=gorillaz 12=? 13=rolling stones 14=smashing pumpkins 15=stooges 16=white stripes 17=flaming lips
Zook - November 3, 2010, 9:53 pm, #200979
NO could be airsupply i guess
Zook - November 3, 2010, 9:51 pm, #200978
blood red fog?
Derek - November 3, 2010, 7:47 pm, #200963
NO=Chemical Brothers. Last one appears to be days of the week in French... Ah! Black Sabbath.
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:24 pm, #200957
Muse (Lady with harp) next to The Who.
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:21 pm, #200956
No. 4 last row could be Vanilla Ice?!?
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 7:18 pm, #200955
i think the flaming lips is next to the white stripes
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:14 pm, #200951
the Who (below Radiohead)
HungryHungarian - November 3, 2010, 7:02 pm, #200947
the beatles, radiohead, doors, queen, pink floyd kiss, iron maiden, gorillaz, *** pistols, rollings stones, smashing pumpkins, stooges, white stripes, little richard... few don't know
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 6:30 pm, #200942
i think i got about 12


ANYBODY -


TAGS: time to hang out with the nerd i guess
Rating: 4.33/5

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Treehodger - December 28, 2009, 2:45 pm, #148472
Give me a few minutes, a calculator, and a Jew and I will let you know what those numbers mean. But I am pretty sure, although I could be wrong, that they are 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 in that order from top, rotating to the right. I are smart
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 8:07 pm, #148281
Some of them I can figure out...
Roadki11 - December 27, 2009, 3:18 pm, #148268
Definite (1/5)^-1
Sean - December 25, 2009, 7:12 pm, #148037
d*** metric system ... I also have no idea what temperature it is ... or whether or not my wife is fakin' "it/them" again. Ok that last one probably has little to do with the metric system, but I wouldn't be surprised ....
Haarakkon - December 25, 2009, 2:17 pm, #148015
Could be 2210 hrs, though.
Murer - December 25, 2009, 2:03 pm, #148014
10:10, sir


YOU ARE IN IRANIAN AIRSPACE - Identify yourself / This is a US Marine F18 I am in Iraqi airspace / Depart now or we launch aircraft / Send em up, I'll wait




LONGEVITY -


TAGS: sleeping with the fishes is k****
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm, #238937
'ziffff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm, #238935
Thank you. That ra** means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm, #238933
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm, #238932
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed ra** (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm, #238931
Test: ***e
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm, #238930
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm, #238929
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed ***e I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm, #238924
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm, #238923
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm, #238826
Genius
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm, #196768
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm, #196765
5L
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm, #196746
Bravo.
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm, #196715
5L. Nice one sean


THAT'S WHY - You can not give money to a woman.




UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.


TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by maker321

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am, #214070
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm, #181467
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(


ART OF INFILTRATION -


TAGS: socks and redman now swim with the orcas
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 27, 2009, 11:38 am, #82429
Clearly shopped, but not by me. Thanks.
Moooooooooooooo - May 27, 2009, 1:06 am, #82351
Sean did you shop your own cats into this pic? 5 Lions.


THAT BULLY - should never have taken little Billy's lunch money He's now known as "Stumpy".




HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM... -


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm, #221877
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm, #221876
LOL
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am, #221780

all 5tyle dude.


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: anger without enthusiasm
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2010, 12:05 am, #185187

now this....is great.


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




COINCIDENCE -


TAGS: inception movie within a movie
Rating: 4.68/5

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440wakeup - June 28, 2011, 12:00 am, #220677
THE BEACH...I bought tickets to it, as I entered the theater all I saw were 13yo girls and middle eastern men entering it.....I ran out covering my face knowing I was now on some FBI watch list. No look g-men i'm just a big robert carlyle fan.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2011, 8:05 am, #220616

i saw inception and shutter island about a week apart. yes....i kept crossing the story lines. i still think inception is shutter island part two.
Verdeckt - June 26, 2011, 7:52 am, #220615
yo dawg, I heard you like movies....


DEMON HORSE OF DENVER - This is what you first see landing in Denver International Airport. I mean we know the Broncos suck and all but really?


TAGS: i mean whats up with that whats up with that whats up whats up whats up with that
Rating: 3.67/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:37 pm, #246923
This is what happens when people can not tell the difference between shocking and profound.
rob112278 - May 18, 2010, 10:05 pm, #176594
Sucks??!! When did Raider fans start making these things.
Airman - May 18, 2010, 2:43 pm, #176519
it gets your attention coming to the terminal. The eyes glow red at night. The artist who created it was killed when part of it fell on him during it's creation. it's horrible


EPIC TRAVEL SAFE -


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am, #148169
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am, #148168
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am, #148167
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am, #148166
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am, #148165
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am, #148164
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am, #148163
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am, #148162
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the a**umption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am, #148161
down the list and smack a 1L on every d*** poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am, #148160
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am, #148159
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a ***k, I'll call you a ***k. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am, #148157
LMAO
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am, #148155
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it d*** 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am, #148151
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am, #148146
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L


MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!


TAGS: monkey with sh**gun
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Rexman

Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm, #242869
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm, #173937
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am, #147499
Monkeys with sh**guns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am, #147497
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am, #147492
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am, #147489
is that the trunk monkey?


TACTICAL ADVANTAGE -


TAGS: von clausewitz notwithstanding
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:50 am, #84982
(2/5) - 4 votes. Yet another gem!


GOOMBA PIGEONS -


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm, #196341
Topical and timeless. Love it.


HARD WORK - They say it never hurt anybody, but I say, why take the chance?


TAGS: man with remote humor
Rating: 5/5

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spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:24 pm, #233647
agreed


17:59 - OFFICIAL GUINNESS TIME -




FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am, #237940
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm, #170246
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm, #170211
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm, #170207
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm, #170206
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm, #170205
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm, #170204
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm, #170202
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm, #170194
Farley was the man...


WOMEN -


TAGS: sociology joke always with the no
Rating: 3.93/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 1:57 pm, #139085
That'll do scorpion, That'll do.


UH OH... - Bunny's back, and she's ready to play...




ROOFIES -


TAGS: be careful with strangers drink
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:19 pm, #183151
For a long time.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 5:19 pm, #183150
Actually it's the first you'll remember.


PASSION CAN HURT -




HELPING HAND - Help others achieve their dreams, and you - will achieve yours.




A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER - Life is far to short to carry grudges around with you... Address the issues.., move on, and lose the Chip's... Unless they're covered in Ketchup..!!




SAMUEL CLEMENS -


TAGS: samuel clemens not to impressed with the future star trek
Rating: 3/5

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JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 7:49 am, #178421
Hey PreacherMan, I agree. But, I made this for a Physics class I teach. We watch Star Trek episodes, and this is always one of the students' favorite episodes because of how annoying Mark Twain is.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am, #178325
This ain't the beer guy?
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:18 am, #178324
Not to be a total f'ing geek here, but by the end of that episode, he was impressed with the future. Said it was worth giving up cigars for. Great performance by Jerry Hardin as Twain in a sillier than usual time travel episode.


YOUR MOTHER -


TAGS: nagging dumb husband domestic violence wife with an axe
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by suenero

TheOmegaMan - January 12, 2011, 12:44 pm, #209734
...or you could have taken the non-psycho route and simply been strong enough to get a divorce...'nuff said. LOL
crankyhead - January 9, 2011, 11:38 am, #209502
this is delicious.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:48 am, #209494
Freeking fantastic! Adding to faves... nuff said. 5L's
valkor - January 9, 2011, 9:05 am, #209492
Fantastic. Love it.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am, #209484

jaw dropingly solid 5. awesome. totally loved it!


OOOOOHHHHHH NNAAOOOOOO! -




SENILITY -


TAGS: old people get away with it
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - January 25, 2013, 10:58 pm, #242843
Hey, the pigeons started it (5L)
MissPriss - January 25, 2013, 10:32 pm, #242842
Some can pull it off by 35...5L.
PapaFox - January 25, 2013, 7:45 pm, #242836
:-D


ABANDON ALL HOPE -


TAGS: arguing with wife
Rating: 4.76/5

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TheSanityInspector - January 6, 2012, 3:51 pm, #227327
You marry Miss Right, and then discover her first name is Always.
abraaz - January 6, 2012, 8:28 am, #227319
You can never be right.
mariand - January 6, 2012, 3:57 am, #227315
yeah... even if you're right


MOTHER'S DAY -


TAGS: mom always smothered us with her love
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - May 9, 2010, 4:13 pm, #175369
Nice! Love the tags GS, 5Ls.


THE MORE YOU COMPLAIN -




BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!"


TAGS: we get by with a little help from our friends
Rating: 4.11/5

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Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:24 am, #135275
awww, this is too cute was this shopped?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:47 pm, #134827
5l
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:44 pm, #134826
R.I.P. Mercutio, a true wingman.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 9:33 pm, #134710
This is all kinds of great!!!
Produceman117 - November 6, 2009, 7:36 pm, #134673
Magnificent. 5 Mufasas.


JAPANESE WOMEN -




THE INVISIBLE MAN -


TAGS: chaplin the clown within
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greeny - July 31, 2011, 9:52 am, #222233
5 empty moments!


THE WORLD IS AMSOME -




JUST LIKE A DROID -


TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm, #151470
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm, #151467
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am, #151334
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am, #151326
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am, #151315
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am, #151314
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am, #151309
Love it!!! 5L


WHO BESIDES ME -




FLUORESCENT BULBS - An integral part of any good hardcore wrestling match.


TAGS: hardcore wrestling that is with clothing
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 1:51 pm, #177544
Enjoy the mercury poisoning the morons!


DESTINATIONS -


TAGS: road to success is fraught with distractions
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - August 15, 2010, 5:50 pm, #189562

well, after a week of vacation I have to do something to get back into the workplace mind set.
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 4:43 pm, #189557
Did you take a 'motivation' pill today, rerun?
spacedog - August 15, 2010, 2:29 pm, #189553
Very nice Rerun. I wondered why my GPS navigator kept telling me to make a u-turn. 5L


DARTH VADER IN -




GOOD DOG GONE BAD -


TAGS: running with wild kids humor
Rating: 4.73/5

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lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 7:46 pm, #235344

LOL!~
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:38 pm, #235342
"Mom? Dad? Can Ricky Raccoon come home for tea?"
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 3:56 pm, #235260

We had a pet coon when I was a kid. Greatest pet ever~
spacedog - May 27, 2012, 1:58 pm, #235253
Nice one.
maoworks2 - May 27, 2012, 8:00 am, #235234
Great Picture.


VUVUZELA WITHDRAWAL - this isn't going to be pretty




RED-HANDED -


TAGS: don t be messin with jake
Rating: 4.63/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2010, 1:15 pm, #171462
My bad, I must have hallucinated it.......Spiders....SPIDERS.!!!!!!!!
Airman - April 15, 2010, 12:24 pm, #171451
Nope Moooooo. this joke came to me in an email this am.. and I had never seen it before. There was another similar one, but not with fish. Who knows, maybe someone else did it. It has happened
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2010, 12:03 pm, #171446
No offense Airman...But wasn't this just done?.....I thought by you?????
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 12:00 pm, #171445
Ha ha! Love it! 5 Pet fishes!
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 11:28 am, #171441
Jake is a wise and sneaky bastard. Must be his mustache that gives him all his powers. 5 airman


OUR PATIENCE - has worn thin


TAGS: get this over with
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:01 pm, #201952
Figures. I'd hope they've only been trained to eat bikinis, but I know better.
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 9:59 pm, #201951
Lake Mead.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:13 pm, #201929
Please please please tell me they're dropping this off the Atlantic City shore!


DON'T TEST PEOPLE FOR DRUGS -


TAGS: there are more important problems with society
Rating: 4.41/5

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Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:17 pm, #167375
Aren't all those things drugs too?


KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -


TAGS: appearances live with wolf act like nikita khrushchev quote silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:33 pm, #244635
5 wolfs in sheep's clothing...;)


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